Hello all you bloggy people! I had guard this weekend, so I'll be sleepy for the next week. So far I've missed 2 calls from Warren in 2 days, I'm on a roll! Although it's one of those rolls I'd rather not be on. Ok genius boy - my phone was in my cargo pocket, with both buttons buttoned & I couldn't get to it fast enough. Next time just call back again, so I have time to fish it out.

Onto the next topic: peeing. That's right folks, good 'ol urination! In the military there's a little thing they like to do called drug testing. Randomly, they pull some names out of a hat & then they make you go pee - in front of a stranger. We call it the lottery - I guess I was feelin' lucky, cause they pulled my name. Booo!!! You'd think I'd be used to it, everybody has to do it when they enlist, but it never gets easier. So, on my way over to sail down yellow river, I got in my car and the song Let the River Flow was playing. I think God was mocking me, but it's all good - since he's God he can do whatever he wants. This proves he has a sense of humor, or that he's mean - I think it's the first one though. I was a bit offended when my pee-watcher asked for gloves. Come on lady - what's wrong with my pee?! I'm not gonna make you touch it! Man, some people are weird! Well, that's how I served my country this weekend - I peed in a cup for you. I'd do it all again if I had to.