Thursday, April 29, 2004

And now, the answers you've all been waiting for! Thanks for playin'!

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson, he brought the house down!

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Briana won, by the way, with 1 correct answer! She's so dreamy . . .

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